No, they have one of those change holders strapped to their g-string. They can also make change.please
if i wasn’t sick i would be a stripper
Be a stripper in Canada - the lowest bill is a $5 AND health benefits!
THE LOWEST BILL IS A FIVE. I am now picturing someone trying to tuck a loonie or toonie into a strippers garter asdfhurkfs hahahaha
But if Peeta is the same age as Katniss — 16 — then his three older brothers would have to be REALLY close in age to him. I would have to bet at least two of them are older than 18 and therefore out of the running.
There would be if you had my boring-ass job.
Fandom Yarn Giveaway!
To preview my upcoming shop update on etsy, I’m going to do a little giveaway!
The WINNER will be able to choose one of the following:
1) Doctor Who Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in You Sexy Thing, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Vortex I, Time Vortex II, and Bowties are Cool.
2) Sherlock Holmes Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in A Study in Scarlet, The Sign of Four, A Scandal in Bohemia, The Final Problem, and 221b Baker Street.
3) Hunger Games Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Primrose Everdeen, The Girl on Fire, and Peeta Mellark.
4) One 50g (200 yd) skein in Sarah Jane Smith
5) One 50g (200 yd) skein in Rowena Ravenclaw(Whatever isn’t chosen will go up in my etsy shop soon after, so be sure to keep your eye out!)
All yarn is hand-dyed by myself on a sturdy 75% wool, 25% nylon sock-weight base. The yarn is superwash, but minimal bleeding is possible due to the hand-dyed nature of the yarn, so caution is urged when washing. All dyes are food-safe ;-)
Unfortunately, there are RULES:
-I’ll ship anywhere in the world.
-must REBLOG to enter, likes don’t count
-but no more than five (5) reblogs, more will get you disqualified.
-you don’t have to be following me :-) but feel free to if you want information on future shop updates!
-you should have your ask box open so I can contact you! If the winner doesn’t respond within 48 hours of notification, another winner will be chosen.
-contest ends at 11:59 PM US Central Time April 8th. Winner will be contacted April 9th.
-questions go here.Good Luck!
I really don’t understand this Wheat Thins ad. It kind of makes me not want to eat Wheat Thins.
Ever.
Again.
Gotye - Somebody I used to know
I really hate this song. I don’t know why. The first time I heard it, it sort of passed by mostly unnoticed, but fairly annoying. Then the radio station on which I used to always hear something new every time I turned it on has been playing this almost on repeat. I’m reblogging so you can all enjoy its terribleness!
Iron and Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth
